Anne Fine 
Crummy Mummy and Me 

”I don”t think my mum”s fit to be a parent, really I don”t.”
How would you feel if your mother had royal-blue hair and wore lavender fishnet tights? But Minna”s whole family (including her mum”s punk boyfriend, Crusher Maggot) is a bit unusual. Being the only sensible one is not easy for Minna…