El Ninjo 
Comic Illustration Book For Kids With Dog Farts – Fart Book For Kids: Fart Book 
Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Volume 1 Part 1- New & Enhanced Version Color Illustrations & Audiobook

This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new & never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new & enhanced color & audio version of the Fart Book) and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes… The list of Dog Jerks – Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk’s Agenda … Purchase my ‘Fart Book’ right now for your kids while this low introductory price is still available. Go ahead…purchase this funny LOL fart book & dog jerk humor dog books compilation today & let the fun begin!

About the author

El Ninjo, the bottom burping puppy, is not only the author, but he is also the star character of a series called the fart book. He has given young and old a platform to LOL when it comes to the embarrassing subject of farts because he not only shows the fun aspect of it, but reminds his readers that farts also have a very healthy aspect and do benefit the farter. Kids also love to learn from the funny & farty puppy El Ninjo about manners & etiquette because there is no better way of learning about these social concepts than the El Ninjo way! Timmie Guzzmann: Inside Timmie’s humorous animal poetry book, kids will laugh out loud because they are going to discover the most jerky moments of their life. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality – jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootw reality AKA out of this world reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of animal jerkiness because you won’t believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching.