Martha Bolton 
Growing Your Own Turtleneck…and Other Benefits of Aging 

Whether Martha Bolton is contemplating whether or not there will be carbs in heaven or why she’s growing her own turtle neck, she’ll leave readers laughing out loud as they recognize the truth in her hilarious take on aging. Her fans crave each chapter just as they crave one more piece of chocolate. This veteran comedy writer adds occasional touching and poignant stories that remind readers what life is all about.