Penulis: Tessa Clayton

You were born at Queen’s Hospital in Romford, on February 25th, 1990.’Congratulations! It’s an Essex girl!’ announced the midwife, scooping up the false eyelashes and bottle of fake tan that had …

<p><i>'I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.'</i> Rita Rudner<br>Life with the old ball …