Auteur: Shooz The Lazy B

Shooz was born long ago in a country far, far away, in a log cabin he helped his father build. He always lived in hope that his parents would eventually get married, to stop him from just growing into a bigger bastard than when he was born. (11 pounds 4 ounces, sorry mum) If you pull back the layers of sweaty matted hair that cover this behemoth of a man, underneath you will find a heart of gold. A sensitive, caring, emotional individual, just trying to escape and if they dont behave themselves, Shooz will make them stay there longer.