Geoff Tibballs 
Mammoth Book of Weird News 

A humorous collection of hundreds of funny news stories, whacky phenomena, and hilarious blunders and gaffes from around the world, such as: the woman who smuggled 75 live snakes in her bra; the man who held a funeral for his amputated foot; the radioactive cat which got mistaken for a bomb; the human tongue that got served up in a hospital; the X-ray that revealed E.T.’s face in a duck; the youth who woke to find a bullet in his tongue; the tortoise that set a house on fire; and many more.