Bathroom Readers’ Institute 
Uncle John’s Facts to Annoy Your Teacher Bathroom Reader For Kids Only 

Uncle John’s fabulous and fascinating For Kids Only reader is back. No parents allowed!We admit it: Uncle John wasnt a great student. Hed rather draw plungers or make fart noises than read boring school books. So we made this book with little Uncle John in mind. Its full of fun facts and funny illustrations—all designed to make your teacher squirm. Its got the weird. Its got the wacky. And it definitely has the gross. So hide this book from the grownups as you check out . . .*Icky eats: fried spiders and candy-coated larvae*Hunting for real hidden treasures*The history of doughnuts* How to make armpit farts*Goofball students who grew up to be president*Wrong facts your teacher thinks are true Plus dumb crooks, amazing kids, animal oddities, and a whole lot more!