Fred Metcalf 
The Biteback Dictionary of Humorous Business Quotations 

This priceless collection of funny, irreverent, edifying, unedifying and piquant observations is jam-packed with hundreds of examples of business wit, wisdom and wisecracks. Used as directed, they’re guaranteed to leave your rivals and colleagues green-eyed, grudging and positively seething with admiration — while being simultaneously entertained. This book is perfect for you if what you crave is a reputation for wittily phrased wisdom — or simply for stealing other people’s jokes. Industry experts agree it would be a classic business blunder not to buy this book. Take our word for it, this collection really does do the business!