Keith Laumer 
Cultural Exchange 

“What kind of university do they have on D’Land?” asked Retief. “We’re sending them two thousand exchange students. It must be quite an institution.”

“University? D’Land has one under-endowed technical college.”

“Will all the exchange students be studying at the Technical College?”

“Two thousand students? Hah! Two hundred students would overtax the facilities of the college.”

“I wonder if the Bogans know that?”

“The Bogans? Why, most of d’Land’s difficulties are due to the unwise trade agreement she entered into with Boge. Two thousand students indeed!” He snorted and walked away.