Jerome Klapka Jerome 
Clocks 

pub One.info thank you for your continued support and wish to present you this new edition. There are two kinds of clocks. There is the clock that is always wrong, and that knows it is wrong, and glories in it; and there is the clock that is always right- except when you rely upon it, and then it is more wrong than you would think a clock could be in a civilized country.