Ross O’Carroll-Kelly 
This Champagne Mojito is the Last Thing I Own 

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly thought he had it all:Nice gaff, cool cor, plenty of dosh, a stake in Dublin’s trendiest nightclub and a face that made boyfriends jealous. To say nothing of a beautiful wife and kids …All that remained was for him to totally fock it up:And I mean, totally …But did he see it coming? Of course not – too busy using his killer lines on the Seoige sisters:And then it hit me, all at once, on a lonely night in the Ice Bar …