Bathroom Readers’ Institute 
Uncle John’s How to Toilet Train Your Cat 
And 61 Other Ill-Conceived Projects

From the world leader in fascinating facts and amusing true stories comes a book about how things are madeand you should be glad that you dont have to make them yourself.For more than 25 years, Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader has helped you learn amazing things you didnt know (and amazing things you didnt know you didnt know). Now, Uncle John will show you how to do things you didnt know how to doand probably shouldnt ever, ever, ever actually do. Its Uncle Johns How to Toilet Train Your Cat A new approach to survival guides and how-to books, this book provides step-by-step instructions for how to make commonplace items. If youre expecting how to make your own beef jerky, think again. This book shows how the sausage is madeliterally. Read all about: How to make gelatin from scratch (by boiling hooves) How to make high fructose corn syrup How to make glue the old-fashioned way (from animal hides) How to build a nuclear reactor How to embalm a corpse How to make prison wine How to turn a cow into a hamburger How to make a diamond How to make electricity How to remove your own appendix And lots, lots more!