Fred Itfru 
The Beer and I 

Fred has come of age . . . Well, at least in
numerical terms, he was over eighteen.
So, he thought he would be able to experience
all the wanton lust, sex, partying, booze, and
freedom that a college education will give him.
Except that in Freds case, although the booze,
sex, and freedom is there for the taking, so is
the downright embarrassment, foolishness,
and stupidity that accompanies a young mans
freedom.
Chaos prevails until he fi nally refl ects on Clint
Eastwoods quote, A Man has to know his
limitations.
Unfortunately, Fred didnt!